It's April First, which means April Fool's Day and National Poetry Month (you didn't see that coming, did you?).
I'm not playing tricks on you, but I am going to be playful and post some zombie haiku I wrote for a contest Angela Ackerman at The Bookshelf Muse held some time ago. I won a highly coveted critique from her. Still grateful.
Also, I just got picked as a Most Relevant finalist in Andrea Cremer's paranormal haiku contest, although I didn't win the ARC of her upcoming NIGHTSHADE. Her sorting hat picked someone quite deserving, but I soooooo want to read that book! *howls mournfully*
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So here you go--a string of spooky, funny or just-plain-gross haiku.
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heads thrown back, ears flat,
wolves howled the moon loose from its
mooring in the trees
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hovering around
a circle of ancient stones,
wraiths found their anchor
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the witches circled,
gazing on the flightless creatures
impotent below
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my darlings, my dears,
bring me back a nice spoonful
of brains for our tea
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along the old road
not a soul--only echoes
of shuffling footsteps
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wrapping moist innards
in bamboo leaves, she pauses
to lick her fingers
The last one is just priceless!
ReplyDeleteHappy April Fool's Day!
Still love them! Maybe I should make it an annual contest!
ReplyDeleteMy favorite one is the witches circling. Spooky!! You are a haiku master!
ReplyDeleteI like the wraiths, but that last one is totally gory! Thanks for sharing these!
ReplyDeleteI always love your Haiku. My favorite is the wolves.
ReplyDeleteYou guys--Tere, Angela, Julie, Stephanie, Wen--make me so happy! I love that everybody has a different favorite. It's so great to know they speak-bwahahahaha--to people in unique ways. *grinning like a fool*
ReplyDeleteYour entries were soooooo great, Tricia! Be sure to keep entering my contests as they arrive!
ReplyDeleteEeeeeee. My favorite is "wrapping moist innards in bamboo leaves."
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is the one beginning "my darlings, my dears." I like the innocent surface style so mater-of-factly crossed with gore. LOL Or maybe it's my fondness for tea.
ReplyDeleteOMG! That last one. Killer. :)
ReplyDeleteAndrea: I'll be there trying to win, for sure. Must. Have. :D
ReplyDeleteDonna: Ha! I like writing that one. It has the feel of old-style haiku but blech!
Hi Mary Anne! Don't forget your napkin, dear.
sarahjayne: Yay, I'm all smiles!
What great fun - this is my first visit to your site - I LOVE the one that begins "along the old road". perfect.
ReplyDeleteAll bow to the haiku master.
ReplyDeleteOMG, these are fantastic. I love the wolves howling the moon loose...
ReplyDeleteZombie Haiku FTW. OMG-that was EPIC. :)
ReplyDeletebrains for tea? ooo..that is a spooky and marvelous image all at the same time. You are so talented at haiku!
ReplyDeleteIt just might be a little scary having tea at your place, Tricia :) Love these!!
ReplyDeleteWell done!
ReplyDeleteWelcome, Jan! I'm so glad you came to visit. It's interesting that you chose one nobody else did. I'm fond of that one, too, because it's quiet but eerie.
ReplyDeleteKaren: *blush*
Liza: I'm getting giddy with delight.
Shannon: Yay! *more blushing*
Tess: I like the incongruity of it. :D
Jemi: Ha! Virtual tea will do then.
Thanks, Sharon!
Zombie Haiku? Yikes. My favs are #4 and #6. Please pass the gore.
ReplyDeleteExcellent!!
Awesome! I especially love the last one--it makes me want to laugh and retch at the same time. LOL!
ReplyDeleteooooh moist innards!! hehehe love it! :o)))))
ReplyDeleteOooo, Tricia, you are the Haiku queen! This one's my favorite:
ReplyDeletehovering around
a circle of ancient stones,
wraiths found their anchor
You rock! :-)
Yvonne: Glad you enjoyed. ;)
ReplyDeleteJackee: Ha! Just the effect I was looking for.
Niki: *grins*
Shannon: I feel like I should plug in a guitar. Yay, I'm loving this!
Eww! Actually, my two favorite haikus are number 4 and 6, which happen to be the grossest ones, I'd say. Love them.
ReplyDeleteLinda: Sometimes we just love the gross-out. :)
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